After waking up too early from a nap and in a very fool mood:
Me: Do you want to go to the pool?
Mae: No (furious head shaking).
Me: Do you want to play in the sprinkler (she loves the sprinkler).
Mae: No (with a look that said “hell no”).
Me: (getting desperate as she won’t stop screaming) Do you want to watch a show?
I put her down and she proceeds to tuck pom poms (little fuzz balls) under my legs for twenty minutes, totally delighted by this.