Before motherhood, this is how you shaved your legs:
You open up your bathroom cabinet anytime of the day and lo and behold there’s an entire packet of razors because you have time to go shopping whenever. You take a bath or shower and shave your legs. The end.
Here’s how it goes after having a baby:
You shave for a week (or two) with a razor that isn’t really working well, or at all, before you notice this fact.
You write down on one of numerous sticky notes to buy razors.
Another few days pass.
You randomly remember to pick up a razor while getting your flu shot at CVS. Score!
The razors sit unopened on your bathroom counter for two days.
By the third day, you open the packaging and place a razor by your tub.
Tomorrow, you swear you’ll shave…